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still crazy to think about the time tumblrbot fucked a hot pocket for notes

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How did IBM and James Murphy turn tennis match data into music? (If you just shouted “Sorcery!”, sorry but no.) Learn about the #ibmsessions algorithm that composes music in the IBM Cloud here →

finally a sponsored post that isnt complete shit

doctor: what seems to be the problem? I am a licensed physician.
me: doc, i think my stanky leg... led to a bad case of the dunk fever
doctor: this is the worst

papajohnshitfacedlmao:

doctor: it says here you have chronic back problems

me:

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when you got a real bad cocaine addiction, youre broke, your best friend just died of an OD and youre at the club too zooted to remember whose turn it was

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